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Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at that-her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window, she sees the farmers family gathered around a bright Box God-and what the Box God reveals about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsies understanding of her world to its core.,Theres only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerry-excuse me, Shalom-a cranky, Torah-reading pig whos recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave turkey who cant fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport.