Introduction: The Monster at the End of This Book

The Audacity

There's Never Any Trouble Here in Bubbleland

Molly, Urine Danger Girl

She's Got Herself a Universe

Historically Black

Disorientation

Someone Is Wrong on the Internet

Unsuccessful Black Hair

Flames, at the Side of My Face

Ball So Soft

Fate Bursting through the Wall

Krampromise

Comforters

The Preacher's Husband

Dinner Guests

Eggquity

The Past Smelled Terrible

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Epilogue: The End Is Coming Running about Fifteen Minutes Late.